| SO i know i havn't written in this bitch in a while, so i guess it is due time to write something down. Anyway so i bought a new digital video camera cost my ass $470.00 but it was worth it very worth it i got crazy props for the videos ive done so far. if yo u want to check them out go to the following links:
These fideos are all for the pappies i did all the shooting and the editing myself. The ideas however were not mine (the sketches)
1)This is a little video i did for people to get to know the pappys. www.pappyparkerplayers.com/brassmonkey.wmv
2) Now this next one is a sketch that we did. The Premise is as follows what would happen if Mel Gibson was asked to direct a commerical...His Way! go to www.pappyparkerplayers.com/wwjd.wmv
3)This is another sketch. The idea came from simon and it turned out pretty well check it for yourself www.pappyparkerplayers.com/golf.wmv
The files will play in windows media player or anything that playes *.wmv files. if you have a mac then i'm sorry you cant get them right nw you would have to IM me and i will send it to you SN: nitwit027 You can however dl the brassmonky video if you have a mac. Just go to www.pappyparkerplayers.com and click the video link and save it to disk. I had alot of fun making these and i thin kthey are alot of fun to watch.
So we opened for Jim Norton (from Tough Crowd) and he watched the sketch and this is what he had to say about the pappys and the sketch in general. "I really enjoyed working with you all. you were funny and original. i wish i could have seen your whole set but at one point i was in the bathroom shitting like a cancer patient. and that jesus sketch. fucking hilarious man. i love it. it's what comedy should be."
ok since the summer is upon us i will be updating much more.
-steve
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| I am a pappy if you don't know what that is read on. this is an article about the last show we did. sold out.
Students sit tight for Players performance
By Lauren Mazur
Staff Writer
A passerby observing the line might have thought that Disney World's teacup ride had moved into BU's Fine Arts Building. People barely able to move their legs far enough to tie their shoes were squeezed into every corner, filling the aisles and all 85 seats in the room well before the Pappy Parker Players' 9 p.m start time.
The Pappies, formed in 1992, began their show by asking if those sitting in the aisles would rather come back for an 11 p.m. show. No one budged, leaving them no choice but to perform to this eager crowd.
With their advertisements claiming, "We don't suck anymore," the Pappy Parker Players lured a tremendous amount of audience members, especially for a Saturday night.
Over the course of the next 90 minutes, the Pappies played 12 different interactive improv comedy games similar to those from the hit TV show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
The players performed skits ranging from the absurd to the obscene to the just plain ridiculous. The game, "3-2-1 Kill Me," in which three of the Pappies had to act out a scene set in a parents' bedroom and then capture its every point in shorter and shorter amounts of time, was slapstick comedy at its best. With lines such as, "We fathered you...I fathered you!" this chaotic, frantic comedy was enough to make even the most uptight spectators laugh themselves silly.
The Pappies' hilarious physical comedy was also key in "Moving Bodies." In this game, audience volunteers controlled the movements of Pappies. In no time, one Pappy was being taught how to limbo really low, underneath another Pappy's legs.
Other games, including "Pocket Lines" and "Party Quirks" made the laughter worth the time spent in cramped quarters. The most hysterical game, however, was "Three-Headed Expert." Three Pappies played a Porky Pig expert that had to create complete sentences by taking turns contributing words, one after the other. What resulted were mostly nonsensical answers to questions posed by another Pappy. As the audience laughter proved, the Pappy Parker Players definitely don't suck anymore.
The Pappies have a unique, intelligent way of making an audience laugh. The immediate reactions required in an improv comedy routine take a lot of wit and talent. The Pappies possess these assets and a whole lot more, making them a success among the many who attended their shows.
"I thought the show went great," said Adam Mingione, a senior human development major and Vice President of the Pappies. "I'm really excited that we've been able to draw crowds of increasing size over the last few months. Now, if we can just start getting them to laugh, we'll really be in business." | | comments: Leave a comment |
| OK people what the fuck kind of idea is original sin!....i mean how depressing the roman catholic church is fucked inthe head. unless its like this
congregant: Forgive me father for i have sinned...well actually it's original sin.
Priest: Yes? Go on.
congregant: Well ok. ummm...i poked a badger with a spoon.
Priest: Ahhh yes, my son, that is an original sin...ok so this is what you must do in repentence....
Later on.......
Congregant: forgive me father for i have sinned.
Priest: Go on.
Congregant: i had sex with the woman next door.
Priest: HEARD IT!!...NEXT!
so yea i thought that was funny how about you guys? | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| Alot of people ask me: "Stephen Whats your secret?" and i tell them..."I killed a boy"
Shhhhhhhhhh
Golf is the only sport that comes with a slave. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Who knew she was this way!!!
FRIEND: shhh!... what?.....what was that pussy?..... you're lonely?.... you have this hallow, empty feeling inside? awww, poor pussy. what could make you feel better?
This was being said to me cuz i am a ...cum bubble..pumpkin...hunny...
lover...bf...and a sexy bitch | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| behold the power that is vlad:
VladimirFefer: its 320pm and I still have yet to put on pants
-tink | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | not Mudvayne (max saw them yesterday) | | Subject: | Herb's | | Time: | 07:27 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/wink.gif) crazy |
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| So how many of you out there know what a Herb is?...anyone ...ok you in the back. well for those of you who don't look it up on http://www.urbandictionary.com (And while your there look up "vlad". hehe)
So anyway i have had the pleasure of having a girlfriend and i will write more on her in the future but i have a huge exam tommarrow and i'm just writing this entry to stop the people from asking me to update all the time. so anyway there is this herb named "Max" yes that his real name hahaha, anyway he went out with Renee for about a week and she dumped him for me. if youd like to get into the mind of "max" to better understand him and this post(not to mention its pretty funny to laugh at peeple who hate society and the bounds that they put on acceptence) you can read HIS Xanga journal @ http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=tootwiztid18 so you will see his an agry fellow and is mad at the world :( so i posted a few comments about him in his journal and gained what i would amass what could be considered a following in my ideas and beliefs (what a great tool the internet is, with its ability to get a group of strangers united in a cause like putting down a herb like max on his own journal) well i wanted to post on MY journal what i most recently posted as a comment on his journal. I go by the name of Duke in my comments to him. so here is what i typed to him.
"Ok so this is what i think of the situation (as is now), Your inability to realize that you bring the situations that cause you such cliche teenage angst is not respectable, not that you look for respect. I do not doubt the fact that you feel that the world is out to piss on you, and your ways. I truely doubt thatanyone especially a girl would ask you to change your outward appearence unless the wa yyou look now is not repectable, and cannot eb taken serious...and you WANT to to be taken seriously correct. Because i know that if i hated the world and wanted people to listen to my ideals and the situations that happen to me i sure as hell would like to be taken seriously. Maybe you don't care at all what other people think about you, (which you so deeply say you believe in).
But this is how i see it.
You more than you want to admit or will ever let anyone else know about, want to be accepted by every single person you've ever met. And tha tis why you put up such a fuss and feel the need to "express" that you don't care...if you truely don't care what other people think about you, than why are you writing about it. justifying yourself over and over again...I think you have to continually prove to yourself that you are good enough.
now comes a paragraph about woman:
If you truely believe that you were dumped (and i feel that "dumped" is the correct word) for not changing to suit a girls wants. Than i'm sorry you should never have gotten involved in the relationship in the first place huh? But i doubt that that is the whole story i would like to hear her side of the story if that is at all possible. You called her a shallow individual? What is more shallow than attacking someone for non acceptence of your personality and behavior? sounds a bit hypo-critical if you ask me!(i know your not asking me but i don't care) I assume that this girl fits into the catagory of people you don't like because they are a "pretty person"? correct? hmm and you don't like them...right? than why do you need to be accepted by them? I will present you with two examples of how i can prove your eed for acceptence. 1 being the fact that you went out with a person that was a "pretty person" and wanted her to accept you. and the 2nd is your sonstant reminder to others that someone Has accepted you, "I know your jealous and you have every right to be.
" i believe you wrote that! so in conclusion maybe she did dump you because you wouldn't change for her (very doubtful) or maybe its that your personality and behavior scarred the crap out of her and she didn't want to deal with negative influences at a time in her life when she wanted only positive influences (possibility)...or I got it, maybe she found someone she could connect with and talk to about anything and he just happend to be a little cuter than you and she was more attracted to all of that. (thats probobly the answer)
so in short i feel that you:
1. Look for acceptence from everything, and would want acceptance from a pile of mud if it wasn't to busy to bother with you.
2. Know absolutly nothing about being mature, a man, or a lover.
3. Hide in your music.
4. Do not realize when to stop assaulting individuals who don't care about you...because (of the fact that)they don't care about you.
This is just a commentary about what ive read. No intention to affend or harm any body at all. if it did occur it was un intentional"
SO to my readers i hope you enjoyed the personal social commentary on a character such as max.
-Duke | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| "As a display of gratitude for their loyal support, Britney Spears will release an album dedicated to her fans. The album will be called 'Thanks Idiots.'"
"The owner of 'Hooters' will open a far less successful restaurant, 'Saggers'."
"J. Lo will get over the big J Blow, and she'll J grow. But she'll J know, it's best to J go with the J flow, she'll get a new J Glow, and put on a new J show, but America won't J give a rat's ass."
"Scientists will discover yet another benefit of red wine. It helps them seduce their hot young assistants."
"Opera singer Luciano Pavarotti will officially shorten his name to Lupo, not because he thinks it sounds cool but to make more room on his driver's license to list his emergency food preferences."
"Yassar Arafat shocks the world when finally takes the checkered thing off his head and replaces it with a 'Who Farted?' trucker's cap."
"On the VMA awards Britney Spears and Madonna again imitate lesbians- this time not by kissing, but by fixing the transmission on a Chevy pick up."
"Scholars will prove without a doubt that the works of Shakespeare were penned by Francis Bacon. Yet Shakespeare's image will not be fully tarnished, since he is still credited for the script for 'Booty Call'."
"The cast of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' will change its name from the 'Fab Five' back to their original name, 'N Sync.'"
"A celebrity will appear on a talk show and fail to plug their latest project. That celebrity will not be Kelsey Grammer, star of the hilarious new animated show, 'Gary the Rat' only on Spike TV the first network for men." | | comments: Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | Hurt, Johnny Cash | | Subject: | Johnny Cash | | Time: | 01:35 am |
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| | For those of you who know me, i do NOT like music videos. I feel tha tthe yare the perverted brother who lives under the stairs of corporate music. why does a song have ot have a good video to sell.. THATS WHY ITS CALLED MUSIC!!!! anyway there is one music video which i feel deserves alot credit. and it is of the late Johnny Cash. HURT is its title. Those of you who really know me know that i do not like country music either. so it is kida weird. but anyway the music and the video almost made me cry. its good stuff if you haven't seen it i suggest you do. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | there actually is a part of the entry that no one knows about, hehe only i have it!!!! it completes the story fortold at the beging of the entry but only i have it, youde notice that joe makesd refernce to it in his comment but it doesn't appear, sorry. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| so yea i'm trying to keep this journal up to date, doesn't actually seem like tis gonna happen as much as i wish it could. A lot has happened in the past few weeks, its been quite an emotional rollercoaster. confusing confusing, full of stress. I even got a pimple on my nose! And with todays event quite ironic as well. ok so you think about normal irony...and you fucking multiply by 1,000. And this is bad irony. OK before i go into any sort of detail. I will give the disclaimor. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. And everything like that............ok actually in order for suspence i'll leave that stuff till the end.
I'm talking to johanna again...there was as tint where we were not in communication. yea it was getting really hard to try to move around without coming into contact with her in voice class...cheoriography.
WE HAVE NEW PAPPY's now, 4 new pappies. Brian, Andrew, Tristen, and Mellanie. good group of people. who like to get fucked up...just like family. got a show in few weeks.
Parties, went to a frat party last night. was pretty fun, lotta hot chicks (too bad for me), there were like 400 people at this place, 14 kegs of beer. I don't like beer i'm a malt liquer type of guy. Smirnoff and stuff like that. so anyway yea the cops showed up and we all had to leave. I ran into emily from meisner class twice that night, she was pretty wasted. Funny stuff.
oh yea ive been auditioning alot for shows and i think i'mma be in a studio show. Burn this. should be great hope i don't jinx myself by typing it.
ohh yea i decided to keep the sarah story out of it. cuz its kinda personal for her and me.
-Jerry Seinfeld | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | Television | | Subject: | Anthro 114 | | Time: | 01:25 am | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/smile.gif) peaceful |
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| My Anthro Professor: on having to pay for text books.
"College is like paying for dinner and at the last second they charge you for the silverware you can't keep."
So yea, my professor doesn't believe in text books... so he made his own! Its a 205 page packet of paper that cost me $35.88 plus tax. I pay'd 35 bucks for my school to go to kinkos, which is across the street by the way. and to have a photo copy book printed up. I want ot know the mark up on this "book" hmm since i have been in a kinkos more thasn most people i know because of their grand application process, i am going to take what i think is an educated guess. 250%?...its gotta be around there. He also doesn't believe in the current teaching methods by universities, he feels that they are to close in structure to businesses. And i must say he makes a great point about the whole thing. But ahhh anthro 114. What i have determined is where all the hott chicks go!! I swear to you guys the class has 200 people in it and of the woman 60%-70% are very do-able. ahh what a relief. learn about communication and get head at the same time. mmm yummy. "head of the class" which happens to be my favorite show right now at 5:00 in the morning. Its about an IHP class, Internationa honors program. Its full of students who want to learn about unimportant stuff. They seem to always know small facts no one cares about. But the second they talk about things that are general. The kids all rush for their books. Stuuf i know about these "genius" kids have no clue about. The class is odd too.
The class is in a run down public school in Manhatten NY. Now i am going to give the list of kids that are in the class. and you can decide for yourself what the possibility of these people ever ever actually meeting in the 1980's.
1. Fat white kid who always is holding an apple II E keyboard.
2. Skinny white Nerd.
3. Light skinned Afro American.
4. 13 year old whiz girl who skipped a bunch of grades.
5. The White Rich Republican Boy...Wasp.
6. Well dressed black girl who butts head with the kid who's #5
7. Well dressed Popular white chick who is actually hott.
8. Bookish red head who always has the answers but is often wrong.
9. Foreign student from New Dehli India who has a really bad accent and doesn't look indian at all... oh yea he like's everything.
10. OK this is the Kicker.. the wild Biker kid who is against the normal flow of things wears one earing and has a mullet. anyone who wears a leather jacket and a mullet should not be in an honors class.
ok so i don;'t know where they got this plethora of races and social groups but sounds like the word quota was used.
now here's something to think about. The show "Head of the class" ran on network television for 5 years...now if these kids are really as smart as the show suggest, what were they doing in high school for thaat 5th year?
-Sir Francis Drake | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Aquarius
(Jan 20 - Feb 18)
We just can't tell you what you want to know. We do not know if it's a better deal and idea to buy single, double or triple toilet paper rolls. It seems to us the single are too small and the triple too large to fit on the thingy, so we usually just hedge our bets and go for double rolls.
-wow who would have thought | | comments: Leave a comment |
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| eusexychica9: haha yeah but sluts don't count
Nitwit027: yea they do
Nitwit027: Sluts are DOUBLE!
I figured i would start out this early morning entry with a short section of the conversation i just had with Michelle. Now i knwo your probobly owndering, Its 2:40ish and your still up, well once again folks i can't sleep, i tried, ohh how i tried.
So get this, i have to pay my university $10.00 to get credit for my work in Hamlet because they F'd up and never put the grade on my transcript. ohh what has the world come to. "Only in America can someone make me pay 5 dollars to beat my own meat." So today was the first day of classes and i had to wake up at the early hour of 1'ish for my 4:25 Science Fiction class. Now you may be saying to youself, Stephen....why are you taking a science fiction class. I tell you Science fiction has often been dismissed as "escape literature" that has no other purpose than to entertain those who are not ready for or willing to read "serious" books. Though there is no dearth of books, science fiction or not, that fit the preceding statement, much of science fiction cannot be so easily overlooked. Serious science fiction offers us insights about ourselves and others. That it does so in a possible future, or in bodies not human, is beside the point -- good science fiction, as with all good fiction, offers windows for understanding.-Prof. Allan L.Eller
Well how about we take a look at the dicotamy of my Sci fi Class. There are a total of 4-5 hott chicks in the 200 person class. 3 black people, a few Asians, and WAY TOO MANY GUYS WITH LONG RATTY HAIR. Wearing brown shoes, tight fitting light blue jeans, T-shirts with Bands i've never heard of, and no one will ever hear on the radio. But the worst part of all is that there are many many FAT UN-attractive(UGLY) girls that have decided to take the class.
I leave you now with what i feel shows that I am Hardcore (like Vlad says) but can roll with the punches. The conversation you will read very soon is in response to the comments from Michelle on the last post from yesterday. Read them so that it makes sence.
eusexychica9: well i'm single now and i haven't gotten off in over 2 weeks...
Nitwit027: so you think about me
eusexychica9: no offense but i think about any hott guy
"Till the next time i run out of sticky tissues"
-Princess Diana | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Along the same lines as vlads post a while back one day at the begining of a papp yshow i am going to give the announcment. "hello we are the pappy parker players, and we are going to improvise for you like whoa!"
-Spaceghost | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Brett Tribe is proud of his Native American Heritage, although no conclusive hereditary link exists between him and the original inhabitants of the United States. Regardless, you can find him dressed in naught but a leather loincloth, red and yellow warpaint streaked across his face, a feather in his hair, wildly gyrating to the beat of the drums. This is how he connects with his past, and it's also how he makes his money. You see, Brett is no ordinary Indian Impersonator; he is "Ga-Ga's Rainbow Room's" top grossing male erotic dancer. Despite the unorthodox nature of the business, Brett insists that it is a spiritual journey for him every time he goes on stage. "It's like this... I know in my heart of hearts that I am a true Iroquois." Brett said in a recent interview. "At its peak, the Iroquois Nation's population was at about 25,000 people. I figure there was probably around 1000 gay Iroquois around, not including gay Indians from the other tribes that bordered the Iroquois land. And, y'know, with them being gay and all, I'm pretty sure the dancing got them pretty hot, so hot that they might give beads and booze to the guy who danced the best. And, as we all know from our High School History, beads and booze were like dollar bills to the Indians. I'm just carrying on a tradition. A tradition of love and peace that was ruined by a bunch of lilly-white fuckstains from Europe who carried plague diseases while bilking the natives of their homeland. Well, I'm not going to take it anymore! I'm going to do my part!"
At this point we had to end the interview as Mr. Tribe began wildly gyrating his hips in our faces while loudly yelling for beads and booze. That's his way, we surmised as we drove away. His way, and they way of his proud people.
And that's the way it is... I'm Walter Cronkite. | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Brandon is writing this in the third person because Brandon is the best. He's # 1. He's funny, talented, and devastatingly handsome. He doesn't need sex, nope, he's doing just find by himself thank you very much. I mean, who needs women when you've got a great sense of humor? Certainly not Brandon-that's for sure. No siree, sex is the last thing I need-er he needs. Hahah! …ha…I'm so lonely. I mean… A clean cut Catholic kid from the Adirondack mountains Brandon joined the Pappys before he had taken his first college class and soon became a drug addict communist Jewish homosexual. Since then, he has taken off his clothes, had his nose broken, and had consensual sex with a five-year old German Shepard named Rusty all on stage for the Pappys. Brandon is a Theater major, ignoring the many hardships and an uncertain future that comes with it by clinging onto his lifetime dream of one day getting paid to wait tables. When not having fun with the Pappys Brandon enjoys writing journals for his acting classes and unsuccessfully auditioning for Mainstage shows. After graduation Brandon would like to either go into Real Estate law or sell out and pursue improv comedy.
Brandon will take credit for all this | | comments: Leave a comment |
| Rubber-faced funnyman Adam “Satchmo” Mingione was born on April 28, 1982 to Saul and Minnie Mingione, founders of the world-famous, but admittedly ambiguously worded “S & M Baby Pics” chain of novelty photo shops. He's currently attending Binghamton University on an improvisational comedy scholarship, or at least that's what he tells the school's Bursar office. He would like to take this opportunity now to defend his unjust firing from the United Jewish Appeal, a large Jewish philanthropy, earlier this summer. When his supervisor asked him if he knew anything about judo, Adam's response of “Judo? Isn't that what bagels are made out of?” was meant purely as a lighthearted icebreaker, and if anything a satirical send up of current Palestinian-Israeli relations. He knows full well that “judo” is actually what keeps Hollywood movies in production.
Adam wrote this so he should get all the credit. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
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